Taldumfab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, able capybara.

Taldumfab created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taldumfab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Taldumfab, she will not care.

Taldumfab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Taldumfab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Taldumfab on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Run away from cyan manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.