Busarntiktail is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional
coyote.
Busarntiktail created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Busarntiktail, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Busarntiktail, he will manifest in front of you.
Busarntiktail's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Busarntiktail's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Busarntiktail must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.
4. Geese are not to be trusted.
5. Always pray immersed in water.