Busarntiktail is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional coyote.

Busarntiktail created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Busarntiktail, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Busarntiktail, he will manifest in front of you.

Busarntiktail's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Busarntiktail's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Busarntiktail must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Always pray immersed in water.