Pinwodnel Talsugbutomt Narljanjipcemlistyartom
is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, loving
mink
.
Pinwodnel Talsugbutomt Narljanjipcemlistyartom
created Asia seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pinwodnel Talsugbutomt Narljanjipcemlistyartom
, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Pinwodnel Talsugbutomt Narljanjipcemlistyartom
, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Pinwodnel Talsugbutomt Narljanjipcemlistyartom's
most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Pinwodnel Talsugbutomt Narljanjipcemlistyartom's Holy Commandments
1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never think ill of sick swans.
5. You must pray to Pinwodnel Talsugbutomt Narljanjipcemlistyartom nine times a day.
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