Fenbigarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish cow.

Fenbigarp created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbigarp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenbigarp, it will send you a sign.

Fenbigarp's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fenbigarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not take Fenbigarp's name in vain.
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