Gombughak is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, dishonest
aardvark.
Gombughak created Europe three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gombughak, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gombughak, it will turn you into a rat.
Gombughak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Gombughak's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Gombughak's name in vain.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never feed aubergines to cats while wearing blue jumpers.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never hurt ants.