Gamrigstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate pig.

Gamrigstaf created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamrigstaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gamrigstaf, he will curse you with boils.

Gamrigstaf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gamrigstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamrigstaf.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not cook food in pots.