Sandbombonk is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, blissful
warg.
Sandbombonk created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sandbombonk, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Sandbombonk, he will not care.
Sandbombonk's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Sandbombonk's Holy Commandments1. Never look at planets.
2. Never think ill of sick snakes.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Sandbombonk must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never talk about goats.