Sandbombonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, blissful warg.

Sandbombonk created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandbombonk, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandbombonk, he will not care.

Sandbombonk's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sandbombonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Sandbombonk must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about goats.