Rilhaspan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sage ant.

Rilhaspan created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilhaspan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilhaspan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rilhaspan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rilhaspan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near rats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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