Yakyatsak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring slug.

Yakyatsak created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakyatsak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yakyatsak, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yakyatsak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yakyatsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Never write about asteroids.