Tonkfed is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, proud eagle.

Tonkfed created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkfed, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tonkfed, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tonkfed's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tonkfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never talk about fire.