Kadappdit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless parrot.

Kadappdit created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadappdit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kadappdit, she will think nothing of it.

Kadappdit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Kadappdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kadappdit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.