Dunbudsug is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, happy donkey.

Dunbudsug created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunbudsug, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dunbudsug, he will turn you into a frog.

Dunbudsug's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dunbudsug's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.