Paktafgedkam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet jackal.

Paktafgedkam created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paktafgedkam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Paktafgedkam, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Paktafgedkam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Paktafgedkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never play with disobedient children.