Yartjinvog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying tapir.

Yartjinvog created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartjinvog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yartjinvog, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yartjinvog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yartjinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartjinvog.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never mention hamsters.