Konfagsitfadkartanyat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humane parrot.

Konfagsitfadkartanyat created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Konfagsitfadkartanyat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Konfagsitfadkartanyat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Konfagsitfadkartanyat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Konfagsitfadkartanyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Konfagsitfadkartanyat on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about galaxies.