Monbamzag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, charitable crow.

Monbamzag created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monbamzag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Monbamzag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Monbamzag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Monbamzag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Hide if eight frogs approach from the north.

3. Never bounce near doves.

4. Monbamzag loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Monbamzag.