Mapcepfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair manatee.

Mapcepfid created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapcepfid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mapcepfid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mapcepfid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mapcepfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.