Capwabcun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy penguin.

Capwabcun created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capwabcun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Capwabcun, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Capwabcun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Capwabcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. You must love Capwabcun.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.