Tifwiphit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy camel.

Tifwiphit created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tifwiphit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tifwiphit, it will send you a sign.

Tifwiphit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tifwiphit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Tifwiphit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.