Buggabfat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable rhinoceros.

Buggabfat created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buggabfat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Buggabfat, it will turn you into a hamster.

Buggabfat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Buggabfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not wear black clothing.
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