Hinsitkenlikarngilflap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair ant.

Hinsitkenlikarngilflap created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinsitkenlikarngilflap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinsitkenlikarngilflap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hinsitkenlikarngilflap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hinsitkenlikarngilflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hinsitkenlikarngilflap's name in vain.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hinsitkenlikarngilflap must be the most important thing in your life.