Stanwodlag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous owl.

Stanwodlag created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanwodlag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stanwodlag, he will not care at all.

Stanwodlag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stanwodlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stanwodlag.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Pray towards the east.