Mapgudvonkrowpodstafyattrut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional zebra.

Mapgudvonkrowpodstafyattrut created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapgudvonkrowpodstafyattrut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mapgudvonkrowpodstafyattrut, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mapgudvonkrowpodstafyattrut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mapgudvonkrowpodstafyattrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mapgudvonkrowpodstafyattrut's priests.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mapgudvonkrowpodstafyattrut.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mapgudvonkrowpodstafyattrut on top of all buildings.