Wikmaddav is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective cobra.

Wikmaddav created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikmaddav, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikmaddav, it will remove you from existence.

Wikmaddav's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wikmaddav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Wikmaddav loves geese, so they must be respected.