Fasbogquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody wombat.

Fasbogquaf created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasbogquaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fasbogquaf, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fasbogquaf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fasbogquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.