Targsterbog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless hyena.

Targsterbog created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targsterbog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Targsterbog, it will try to impress you with trees.

Targsterbog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Targsterbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near cats.

2. Never talk about sharks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt badgers.