Sabdidgep is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet gnu.

Sabdidgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sabdidgep, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabdidgep, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sabdidgep's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sabdidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must love Sabdidgep.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.