Lam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident wyvern.

Lam created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Lam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lam, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to horses while wearing black scarves.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Never wear indigo coats.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always obey Lam's priests.