Dogdud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid swallow.

Dogdud created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogdud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dogdud, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dogdud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dogdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Respect your elders.