Badsterbepran is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless bird.

Badsterbepran created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badsterbepran, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Badsterbepran, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Badsterbepran's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Badsterbepran's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always obey Badsterbepran's priests.