Miptalart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional dingo.

Miptalart created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miptalart, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Miptalart, he will be mildly annoyed.

Miptalart's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Miptalart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.