Wipshavton is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, wise hippopotamus.

Wipshavton created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipshavton, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wipshavton, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wipshavton's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wipshavton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never talk about tortoises.