Sitcabbossdamceblamyar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, proud hippopotamus.

Sitcabbossdamceblamyar created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitcabbossdamceblamyar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sitcabbossdamceblamyar, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sitcabbossdamceblamyar's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sitcabbossdamceblamyar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six porpoises approach from the east.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Sitcabbossdamceblamyar loves badgers, so they must be respected.