Lunwigfar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, temperamental octopus.

Lunwigfar created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Lunwigfar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lunwigfar, she will not invite you to parties.

Lunwigfar's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Lunwigfar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Run away from indigo bats, for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.