Yargutmobfudhab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered swallow.

Yargutmobfudhab created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yargutmobfudhab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yargutmobfudhab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yargutmobfudhab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yargutmobfudhab's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not eat figs.