Paktonkhug is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous crane.

Paktonkhug created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paktonkhug, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paktonkhug, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Paktonkhug's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Paktonkhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.