Cinxuckman is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, generous dolphin.

Cinxuckman created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinxuckman, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cinxuckman, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cinxuckman's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cinxuckman's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cinxuckman.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not hurt birds.