Quillhenjarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane grasshopper.

Quillhenjarn created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillhenjarn, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillhenjarn, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quillhenjarn's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Quillhenjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must pray to Quillhenjarn three times a day.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quillhenjarn.