Godyarmanhasmittargfomtom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive wyrm.

Godyarmanhasmittargfomtom created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Godyarmanhasmittargfomtom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godyarmanhasmittargfomtom, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Godyarmanhasmittargfomtom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Godyarmanhasmittargfomtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Godyarmanhasmittargfomtom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.