Kadlansig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil lion.

Kadlansig created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadlansig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kadlansig, he will cry a lot.

Kadlansig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Kadlansig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. You must love Kadlansig.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.