Zigdussdudwik is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic ferret.

Zigdussdudwik created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdussdudwik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zigdussdudwik, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zigdussdudwik's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zigdussdudwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Run away from indigo hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.