Yogbotjig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, conceited troll.

Yogbotjig created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yogbotjig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yogbotjig, she will turn you into a rock.

Yogbotjig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yogbotjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.