Ditripfag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy gerbil.

Ditripfag created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditripfag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ditripfag, he will think nothing of it.

Ditripfag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ditripfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Never wear brown scarves.

5. Hide from violet capybaras for they are unholy.