Libgigmid Watpithapmidfubbodgutyar is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, almighty bat.

Libgigmid Watpithapmidfubbodgutyar created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libgigmid Watpithapmidfubbodgutyar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Libgigmid Watpithapmidfubbodgutyar, it will send you a sign.

Libgigmid Watpithapmidfubbodgutyar's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Libgigmid Watpithapmidfubbodgutyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libgigmid Watpithapmidfubbodgutyar.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Worship no other gods but Libgigmid Watpithapmidfubbodgutyar.