Vedsithug is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful fox.

Vedsithug created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedsithug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vedsithug, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vedsithug's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vedsithug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Run away if three moths approach from the north.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Vedsithug loves seals, so they must be honoured.