Genweerip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, competent snail.

Genweerip created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genweerip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Genweerip, she will not care.

Genweerip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Genweerip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Genweerip.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never paint your back brown.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not cook food in pots.