Jatbumyarl Singuttetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful fly.

Jatbumyarl Singuttetti created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbumyarl Singuttetti, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jatbumyarl Singuttetti, she will manifest in front of you.

Jatbumyarl Singuttetti's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jatbumyarl Singuttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three manatees approach from the east.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.