Megfunrilliddanlargflam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, intelligent dove.

Megfunrilliddanlargflam created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Megfunrilliddanlargflam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Megfunrilliddanlargflam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Megfunrilliddanlargflam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Megfunrilliddanlargflam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Pray towards the south.