Bafingkom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful centaur.

Bafingkom created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafingkom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bafingkom, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bafingkom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bafingkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Bafingkom loves bats, so they must be honoured.