Ratveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest lobster.

Ratveg created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratveg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ratveg, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ratveg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ratveg's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never sit in the presence of ants.

5. Do not sing in public.